Out of the mouths of babes!

As I was driving today listening to my children talk I had flashbacks of funny things they have said, here are some of them….

Drew: “your not green anymore” His favorite color is green and when he was two years old he categorized everyone by color. If he liked you, you were green, if not you were any other color.

Drew: “Mallory, What the hell is not a nice thing to say, dad told me so”. Me: “Where did you hear “what the hell?” Drew: “Daddy”

Mallory: “that girl must have a lot of babies to feed.” Me: “Why” Mallory: “Because her boobies are huge.”

Drew: “I wish I was a bird.” Me:”Why?” Drew: “So I could flap my wings all the way to Colorado.” (Ben’s parents live in Colorado)

When we found out we were having Porter, Mallory was crushed. She said, “Why does every baby have to be a boy.” Me: “Because Heavenly Father knows that we only need one Princess in our family.”

Mallory: “If I run away will you come with me?”

Drew: “Q (The boy that lives across the street) needs to move.” Me: “Why?” Drew: “Because when A (his betroved) and I get married we are going to live there so Dad and I can work on our sand rails all night.”

Drew: “Mallory, I’m a dump truck” Mallory: “Well I am something better than a dump truck.” Drew: “what could be better than a dump truck?”

Drew: “I’m running away to Colorado. Grammie would never put me on time out.”

Mallory: “What happens if I marry someone that does not like to go to the sand dunes?” Me: ”Mallory you can always go to the dunes with us.” Mallory: ”Your right that will be “funner” anyway.”